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FYBF – The Pleasure and Pain Edition

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Quietly tiptoeing through the shop’s front door, she was suddenly greeted by the potent fragrance of sandalwood incense.

The calming trickling sound of the water feature caught her attention, immersing her into the Zen atmosphere.

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Her aching body feeling instantly calm.  Yet, she cautiously held on to her sense of unease.

A petite lady with beautiful mysterious dark eyes and heavy Thai accent introduced herself as “Pinky”.

Such a cute, innocent nickname that matched her warm smile.

Ushered to the quiet, dark room, the client nervously  undressed to just undies, placing herself stomach down on the table with her face fitting perfectly in the little hole.  Only a towel to cover her.

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“Aaaah!” she quietly sighed with content, letting her weary body relax.

Whispering from the curtains outside the room, Pinky whispered:

“Are you ready?”

The client detected what could have been deemed as a sinister tone but in her vulnerable, half naked position, she chose to ignore it.

“Yes, thanks” she innocently muffled through the hole.

Immediately, drops of oil tickled her back hitting an erogenous zone, causing her jolt with surprise.

Then, the strong, firm hands, started working their way down her tired muscles.

“Aaaah, this is good. REAAAALLY good,” she told herself.

After several minutes of blissful, inviting strokes around her shoulders and back, the little lady leaned down to her ear.

“How’s da puh-reeeshah?” she asked, emphasising the raised intonnation on the last syllable.  A ploy to  to disguise the evilness.

“Oh, just fine, thanks. Perfect. In fact, you can go a little harder, please”

Feeling euphoric, the client remained oblivious.

In a split second, the gentle hands turned to rolling pins, bulldozing down her muscles, colliding with her bones.

“Yeeow!!! Faaaaaarrrk!!!”

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Killing elbows and forearms worked as their murderous pressure like secret weapons.

Pinky leapt onto the table and dug her elbows deep into her victim’s shoulders.

Don’t underestimate the murderous power of The Secret Assasin’s tiny frame yo.

Completely helpless under her duress, unequivocally becoming a victim to the pain, the client tried to ease it with deep, deliberate breaths.  To surrender was not an option; to relent was asking for mercy.

Never.

Besides, that knot in her left shoulder really needed a good smoothing out.

Eventually the victim sat upright on the table. Like a swift Ninja, Pinky once again lept behind her.

“Raise arms, puh-reeze”

Obeying, the victim was again, defenceless.

To gain maximum momentum, Pinky crouched down, pulling her victim’s arms back and swung them to the left (Oouuuch!). A crack from her lower torso let lose.

Then, to the right (Mary, Jesus, Son of….Yeeow!). Another defining crack.

A few more tugs and pulls, it was suddenly all over.

The Secret Assassin swiftly exited through the curtains leaving the victim in a perilous, dazed state.

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Unable to decide whether it was a massacre or a massage, the addiction to pleasure and pain dictated that her return was imminent.

She was booking in for next week, baby.

 

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  4. Leanne @ Deep Fried Fruit says

    LOL.
    When I was in China last year I went for a “foot” massage (on account of the fact that my rib was broken I figured feet were safe). Um … no. As my feet soaked she came up behind me to “sooth my back” and did that thing with my arms and “CRACK” my rib went again. The problem was she couldn’t speak English and I couldn’t speak Chinese. So after much failed sign language I just dealt with it …
    Not sure I’ll book in again (LOL).
    My feet felt good though …
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  11. Bec @ The Plumbette says

    You feel so much looser though and less tight when you have a few massages like that. The pain is worth the gain! I really want a deep massage but it’s a no no so close to my due date. I don’t really like rub massages.
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  25. Jody at Six Little Hearts says

    Grace, you brought back terrifying memories of a Thai massage I had in Melbourne when I was pregnant. She was like a boxer and I was stunned into silence while she went at me. She talked all the way through it too (which is a major no-no). I could not wait to get out of there! I wouldn’t go back now even not pregnant either! 😛
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  29. Emily @ Have A Laugh On Me says

    I’m all for massages but they are painful if you get them properly! Go you for asking for more pressure, it would have been great for your muscles – not your pain levels.. Quite funny though but I can definitely relate. I have such a knotted back that I flinch when the kids just touch it! I need some serious work done on it!
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  36. Nikki @ The Kids Menu says

    I’m a little late on the link up but talking pleasure and pain I had to share my shopping with kids durvival guide – yeah all parents know what I’m talking about. Oh and just quietly I experience the pleasure pain dilemma everytime my ever so thoughtful husband offers me a massage… maybe thats his plan so I’ll eventually say no thanks

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