Looking to crank up the heat in the bedroom ? Do certain body parts require an extra…errr, boost ? Maybe you need a pair of (as Mr Surfer calls them) “fancy pants” ?
Look no further! Head on over to the amazing lingerie stall that I (ahem) stumbled into at Sydney’s Paddy’s Markets.
Bow chica bow wow at its finest and at budget prices!
Ignoring the “No Photos” sign, I snuck around like a super sleuth.
All for the love of my FYBF Floggers.
You’re welcome.
If they had this in hot pink, I would totes buy it. Truly...
Wonder Woman? French Maid? Or naughty school girl ? Hmmm..tough decisions...
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's padded undies!!!
Okay, enough of the crazy raunchiness ! Time to get floggin’ !!!
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You ‘stumbled’ onto this naughty bras and bum pad palace? You soooo knew it was there you little pole-dancin’ pussy cat! Now I know why you have such a nice arse!
I’m kidding, I wasn’t really checking out your arse at DPCON12… Oh okay, a litte. But I wanted to see what marathon runners taut ass looks like but now I know you don’t run marthons at all, it’s the bum pads that make it so tight!
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LOL! I wish my ass was that taut! Nice to know that I at least give out that impression!
I swear, I stumbled into “(Tacky) Lingerie Heaven” Cross my heart ! 😉
SEXY-ASS!! cracked me up. Thanks for a laugh on a Friday morning. Now its off to ‘tackle’ breakfast!’
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You are so very welcome, my dear! Tune in next week for more laughs, okay? Okay…
I think I’m gonna go with wonder woman. I don’t need any extra padding on my bottom Thankyou very much! 😉
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You’d make a HAWT Wonder Woman, Jess! Totes 😉
Oooh, saucy. Naughty schoolgirl, always a winner (so I hear…)!!
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Um, you sure that’s not from personal experience ??? Ahems… 😉
Eeewww, some of those make me squirm… The part you didn’t tell us was what did you buy???
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Alas, I was forbidden to make any purchases. I really, really wanted that feathered red number, though…Damn… 😉
Brilliant!
I have no boom chicka bow wow in mine, but plenty of crazy…
X
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Ooooh, we like crazy 🙂
Look at you, you saucy thing!!! Getting in there amongst the sexy gear. Not sure my kids would survive me parading around with the sheer thingo on … OHHHHH … that’s only meant for the bedroom? Gotcha. Better get that locked fixed on the door …
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LOL! I actually felt a little lost in that jungle of sauciness 🙂 As for that sheer thingo…that was nothing compared to the “body stockings” they had (For obvious reasons, I didn’t post those photos)
Our bedroom lock is permanently busted. Are we in trouble ?? 🙂
Woah hot stuff! Pretty ex for big bums though… I’m sure you can find them cheaper in Asia. Another reason for a holiday here! Haha
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You know, I think the undies came from Asia. I should just jump on a plane and do some bulk buying 🙂
Extra padding on the bum?… I’ve got plenty I could give away!
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Lol! You know how many people would kill for some padding ? 🙂
Bow chica wow wow indeed! I don’t know about the padded undies… but I reckon I could try and make myself a pair of those cute pink ruffle lace ones! 😀
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Ooooh, pink ruffle lace ! Saucy, or what ??! 🙂
Oh I love it! I could totally go a pair of padded undies. If only they had sadistically tight lycra at the front to hold my Mummy Tummy in.
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Now, they would sell like hot pancakes, wouldn’t they?!! 🙂
You know what – I have some of those ‘sexy ass’ undies and they are the cutest when worn solo but just try and wear them under any piece of clothing and you have scrunched up bits in all the wrong places!
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Ooooh, I didn’t think about that! That would be rather, ahem…er…uncomfortable 😉
Padded undies! Teehee!
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Lol! I know…shall I get you a pair during my next visit ? 😉
Sexy. Did you get any padded undies lol.
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Unfortunately, no. I have plenty of padding on my botty, actually 🙂
My girlfriend gave my husband and I pair each of “naughty” undies for a wedding joke – his featured a horse head with long nose.. ’nuff said. We put them on as a joke on our wedding night then discarded them and forgot about them. It was very embarrassing to return to our hotel room after breakfast the next day to find them neatly folded up on our bedside tables by housekeeping.
(I understand this comment may be considered to be over sharing.)
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Oh, my! How totes embarrassing!!! Love how they were neatly folded…hehe.
Don’t worry about the oversharing thing, Rachel… We’re all friends here on FYBF 😉
Oooh lala, fancy pants indeed!
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Oh, yeah…baby. So hawt right now 🙂
Padded bum undies! That is hilarious.
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At least they’d give you added cushioning 🙂
I so could use a sexy ass….
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Me too, Cass! Me too ! Bargain for $25, don’t you think ? 😉
Genetically, we have a lack of butt in my family so maybe I really need these, no two butts about it!
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My ending…….”crickets chirping”……..seems to have disappeared. I suspect it’s because I used something that was interpreted as html coding so it vanished!
Veronica @ Mixed Gems recently posted..No such thing as an unimportant day
LOL! How crickets chirping was mistaken for html coding, beats me !
See, I would much rather lack of butt than the extra padding on mine. How about I give you some? I’m generous like that 😉
OMG how funny
PS I forgot to come back and comment I was laughing so much this morning at the thought of anyone caught buying them.
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LOL! I saw some ladies walking in and marveling at all the items. Not sure if they bought anything in the end…Maybe they waited till I left 🙂
I so don’t need the padded undies! xx
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Me neither, Lee! But can I interest you in a feathery, sheer hot red thingy for the bedroom?? 🙂
So you just stumbled upon this place huh? he he xx
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Yes, cross my heart !!! Ahems x
I’d buy those sexy ass pants and the wonder woman outfit tomorrow. For real.
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Yes, knowing you well enough now, I wouldn’t doubt that for a second 😉
I guess, a padded bum?? Good grief.
Padded bras actually amuse my dearie. Probably they just look incredibly and laughably fake on me.
May I suggest: the older one gets, if one is small-breasted, you will be grateful!! Sag is less critical.