Quietly tiptoeing through the shop’s front door, she was suddenly greeted by the potent fragrance of sandalwood incense.
The calming trickling sound of the water feature caught her attention, immersing her into the Zen atmosphere.
Her aching body feeling instantly calm. Yet, she cautiously held on to her sense of unease.
A petite lady with beautiful mysterious dark eyes and heavy Thai accent introduced herself as “Pinky”.
Such a cute, innocent nickname that matched her warm smile.
Ushered to the quiet, dark room, the client nervously undressed to just undies, placing herself stomach down on the table with her face fitting perfectly in the little hole. Only a towel to cover her.
“Aaaah!” she quietly sighed with content, letting her weary body relax.
Whispering from the curtains outside the room, Pinky whispered:
“Are you ready?”
The client detected what could have been deemed as a sinister tone but in her vulnerable, half naked position, she chose to ignore it.
“Yes, thanks” she innocently muffled through the hole.
Immediately, drops of oil tickled her back hitting an erogenous zone, causing her jolt with surprise.
Then, the strong, firm hands, started working their way down her tired muscles.
“Aaaah, this is good. REAAAALLY good,” she told herself.
After several minutes of blissful, inviting strokes around her shoulders and back, the little lady leaned down to her ear.
“How’s da puh-reeeshah?” she asked, emphasising the raised intonnation on the last syllable. A ploy to to disguise the evilness.
“Oh, just fine, thanks. Perfect. In fact, you can go a little harder, please”
Feeling euphoric, the client remained oblivious.
In a split second, the gentle hands turned to rolling pins, bulldozing down her muscles, colliding with her bones.
“Yeeow!!! Faaaaaarrrk!!!”
Killing elbows and forearms worked as their murderous pressure like secret weapons.
Pinky leapt onto the table and dug her elbows deep into her victim’s shoulders.
Don’t underestimate the murderous power of The Secret Assasin’s tiny frame yo.
Completely helpless under her duress, unequivocally becoming a victim to the pain, the client tried to ease it with deep, deliberate breaths. To surrender was not an option; to relent was asking for mercy.
Never.
Besides, that knot in her left shoulder really needed a good smoothing out.
Eventually the victim sat upright on the table. Like a swift Ninja, Pinky once again lept behind her.
“Raise arms, puh-reeze”
Obeying, the victim was again, defenceless.
To gain maximum momentum, Pinky crouched down, pulling her victim’s arms back and swung them to the left (Oouuuch!). A crack from her lower torso let lose.
Then, to the right (Mary, Jesus, Son of….Yeeow!). Another defining crack.
A few more tugs and pulls, it was suddenly all over.
The Secret Assassin swiftly exited through the curtains leaving the victim in a perilous, dazed state.
Unable to decide whether it was a massacre or a massage, the addiction to pleasure and pain dictated that her return was imminent.
She was booking in for next week, baby.
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Deb - An Inspirational Journey says
Hahahahahaha!!!!!
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Josefa @always Josefa says
Oh Grace, despite the pain the massage sounds awesome! Perhaps exactly what I need right now….ummm….just a tad more rleaxing. Love the storytelling, have a great weekend lovedly x
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Renee at Mummy, Wife, Me says
Lol. I’ve had those massages before. They absolutely kill you, but you can’t wait to go back for more!
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Leanne @ Deep Fried Fruit says
LOL.
When I was in China last year I went for a “foot” massage (on account of the fact that my rib was broken I figured feet were safe). Um … no. As my feet soaked she came up behind me to “sooth my back” and did that thing with my arms and “CRACK” my rib went again. The problem was she couldn’t speak English and I couldn’t speak Chinese. So after much failed sign language I just dealt with it …
Not sure I’ll book in again (LOL).
My feet felt good though …
L
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Lydia C. Lee says
I had one of those that was really horrible in KL but over then next few days, muscles would suddenly warm and release out of nowhere – it was quite amazing, but at the time she was doing it, really painful…
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Lauren @ Create bake make says
I’m sorry Grace, I was laughing as I read this, but this is why i don’t like massages! I hope you are feeling good now you have recovered from the trauma of it all 🙂
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Emily says
You scared me! I don’t do dinosaurs! AAAARGH!
I forgot how painful Thai massages are. Haven’t had one since I was 24, but could handle it better then. I think I’ll stick with relaxation massages now!
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Zita says
I know I desperately need a massage but have put it off on account of ending up in tears last time..!
Pinky Poinker says
Gosh I could do with one of those right now!
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Lee-Anne says
What an exciting (and eloquent) tale of seduction and violence! Fine line indeed…hope Pinky arranged nice water music and burning candles to cushion the blows. 😉
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Bec @ The Plumbette says
You feel so much looser though and less tight when you have a few massages like that. The pain is worth the gain! I really want a deep massage but it’s a no no so close to my due date. I don’t really like rub massages.
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Eva @ The Multitasking Mummy says
Oh gosh, that reminds me of the last massage I had and I didn’t enjoy it but I know it had to be done. Hope you’re feeling nice and ‘loose’ now!
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Kirsten and co. says
ouch! Hopefully the pain will be worth it 🙂
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Malinda @mybrownpaperpackages says
I remember a few Thai massages where I was on the verge of asking them to stop because it was hurting. I learnt how to say gently please very quickly. But it is a fine line between pleasure and pain.
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Bec | Mumma Tells says
Oh this. Yes. This. I know it. I read this and I feeeeeeeel it… X
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Bec @ Seeing the Lighter Side of Parenting says
And you can’t go back to a ‘ relaxation’ massage: they just seem pointless!
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Robyn (Mrs D) says
You are hilarious Grace, that just made me laugh out loud!! Congrats on the big race – you rock!! xx
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Denise says
Bahahaha you are brave! I’m always like, be gentle please, I can’t take it!
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Desire Empire says
You have to be careful what you wish for. I always ask for them to go gently.
Carolyn
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Julie@Off to the park says
Ouch! I could feel your pain reading this post. I think I’ll stick to the relaxing massages. 🙂
Kaz @ Melting Moments says
Oh my! I like being able to relax during a massage. This one sounds far from it. I love the photo of you looking shocked at the end 🙂 and I do love the Divinyls!
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Ai Sakura says
There definitely is a fine line between pleasure and pain during massages! I’m so happy to have found a cheap & good place for massages near home too! ;p
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Lisa@RandomActsOfZen says
I’m dreaming of one of those massages now Grace! The pain is always worth it, and definitely addictive xx
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Janet aka Middle Aged Mama says
My shoulders are up around my ears from tension as I type this. I think I need to book in for one of these, stat!
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Jody at Six Little Hearts says
Grace, you brought back terrifying memories of a Thai massage I had in Melbourne when I was pregnant. She was like a boxer and I was stunned into silence while she went at me. She talked all the way through it too (which is a major no-no). I could not wait to get out of there! I wouldn’t go back now even not pregnant either! 😛
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Emma Fahy Davis says
Oh Grace it’s been too long since I popped by, I’ve missed you! I’ve had similar massage experiences at Paddy’s Markets. The pain is soooo good!
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EssentiallyJess says
Oh my how were you the next day? That’s always my problem. I just end up a mess the next day and can’t move at all!
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Veronica Lee says
LOL! What a delightful story! The pleasure is in the pain. I know, I’m a masochist!
Happy Friday, Grace!
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Emily @ Have A Laugh On Me says
I’m all for massages but they are painful if you get them properly! Go you for asking for more pressure, it would have been great for your muscles – not your pain levels.. Quite funny though but I can definitely relate. I have such a knotted back that I flinch when the kids just touch it! I need some serious work done on it!
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Nikki@Wonderfully Women says
I just love a good massage and my shoulders are screaming for one right now! The pain is so worth it, as you have well discovered! Not surprised you are going back for more.
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Psych Babbler says
Haha…I’ve heard about painful massages…haven’t had a painful one yet but not sure I’d like it! Then again, when your muscles are tight, I guess it does help… 🙂
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Bek Mugridge says
How do you feel now???
I have been about to book a massage and a acupuncture treatment, now I feel a little nervous haha!
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Mystery Case says
I gifted Mr C a massage one year. He had been asking for one and was really looking forward to it. Not sure what he expected or if I signed him up for the wrong one but as far as he was concerned it was like torture and he will not be going back.
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Toni @ Finding Myself Young says
LMAO. Thats exactly how my last massage went, I thought it was more torture than pleasure, but I had a buttload of knots in my back.
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Winnie @ Bubfriendly says
Soooo soooo good to finally meet you today Grace!!!! You are so brave for going in second time – I am often too scared of these massages despite how great people tell me they are! Maybe one day I will brave the odds and check them out!!!!
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Nikki @ The Kids Menu says
I’m a little late on the link up but talking pleasure and pain I had to share my shopping with kids durvival guide – yeah all parents know what I’m talking about. Oh and just quietly I experience the pleasure pain dilemma everytime my ever so thoughtful husband offers me a massage… maybe thats his plan so I’ll eventually say no thanks
Sam Stone @ A Life on Venus says
I love a massage you can feel!
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Sarah from Creating Contentment says
What I wouldn’t give for a massage!
Rita @ The Crafty Expat says
Ouf! You’re a courageous lady Grace to go back!
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